February 2012
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
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avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
somebody
HOLD ME
Sweet Jesus, that boy is gorgeous.
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I'm in the middle of the choosing-a-new-theme...
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A woman who was 5 months pregnant falls into a...
laugh-addict:
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all. What did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
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I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no fucking sense...
– Bo Burnham-Words Words Words
RIP music
Led Zeppelin- 1969: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2011: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)